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Smear Campaign’s Fall Time Bucket Hat List…

The ladies of Smear have always enjoyed a maypole twirl or two around the swimming pool when the summer sun is at its most powerful, but deep down we prefer … Continue reading

August 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Jankity Candle

While searching endless websites dedicated to group coupons and once in a lifetime buffet-plus-tokens offers, I Googled upon one offering large living room candles at reasonable prices. Jankity Candle, the … Continue reading

July 7, 2011 · Leave a comment

Top 5 Messes I Would Never Clean/Pick Up

Recently I was witness to a grown woman who pooped her pants. What she let behind was much more than a stench. As I watched her walk away in handcuffs … Continue reading

April 10, 2011 · Leave a comment

Sniffing Poo

If you thought sniffing glue was the supreme way to get high you were wrong. You might expect that putting your own poop in a paper bag and then letting … Continue reading

April 4, 2011 · Leave a comment

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