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Searching for an Identity in a Hair Color

Each morning most of us wake with one question dancing wildly through our mind: how to arrange the mop, bob, or bouffant that rests on top of our skull? (My … Continue reading

July 23, 2013 · Leave a comment

Things I Learned Before Noon

Before the afternoon sun set into a sidewalk sizzle I was able to obtain some slightly useful information about some of my fellow female street stompers. 1.) Young women are … Continue reading

July 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

Sixteen and Shoplifting

Anytime someone goes undercover there is bound to be drama. With every great business comes the great threat of thievery. To help control the problem many retailers employ a secret … Continue reading

December 23, 2012 · 1 Comment

Bad Girls Club: Outer Space!

Outer space. Known sometimes as the deep-sea ocean in the sky. Full of floating asteroids and sinister satellites, space offers nothing but an extreme lack of oxygen and the elevated … Continue reading

December 22, 2012 · Leave a comment

Lindsay Liz.

November 30, 2012 · Leave a comment

Liz and Dick drinking game rules:

1.) Gather your choice of cheap vodka in a plastic bottle or black market gin. 2.) No glasses or cups required. Remove the cap and prepare to guzzle. 3.) Anytime … Continue reading

November 28, 2012 · Leave a comment

Hard-Boiled Laziness

Some situations in life are meant to be strategically circumnavigated, like mountain passes and raging rivers, but using a short cut to boil eggs is as egregious as greeting someone … Continue reading

November 15, 2012 · Leave a comment

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