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Smear Campaign’s Fall Time Bucket Hat List…

The ladies of Smear have always enjoyed a maypole twirl or two around the swimming pool when the summer sun is at its most powerful, but deep down we prefer … Continue reading

August 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Man Bun Mannequin

I arrived in Brussels on a layover before a train to Amsterdam earlier in the week. Most of the men I walked past looked like they accessorized almost exclusively from … Continue reading

December 19, 2015 · Leave a comment

Hall Marked For Life

Even on holiday in the UK, I cannot escape the baffling, highly addictive Hallmark Christmas movies. It always goes something like this; a small-town, care-free guy who loves the holidays … Continue reading

December 12, 2015 · Leave a comment

Children in Charge

The steering wheel looked like it had spent the better part of the 90s at a rave.

November 17, 2015 · Leave a comment

Runaway Pride

Three days ago I signed paperwork that disolved a ten year union. Do not cry for me, internet. The first three years were bliss but half a decade into our … Continue reading

October 6, 2015 · Leave a comment

Blind Bob Fosse

Usually when I see a blind person approaching I try to give them the benefit of the doubt. You know, no matter how in the dark they look taping along … Continue reading

December 1, 2014 · Leave a comment


What if I told you that there was a product on the market that promised to promote better balance and could build muscle in your feet and legs, but the … Continue reading

May 16, 2014 · Leave a comment

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