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Category Archives: Ellyn Ussery

Smear Campaign’s Fall Time Bucket Hat List…

The ladies of Smear have always enjoyed a maypole twirl or two around the swimming pool when the summer sun is at its most powerful, but deep down we prefer … Continue reading

August 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Man Bun Mannequin

I arrived in Brussels on a layover before a train to Amsterdam earlier in the week. Most of the men I walked past looked like they accessorized almost exclusively from … Continue reading

December 19, 2015 · Leave a comment

Hall Marked For Life

Even on holiday in the UK, I cannot escape the baffling, highly addictive Hallmark Christmas movies. It always goes something like this; a small-town, care-free guy who loves the holidays … Continue reading

December 12, 2015 · Leave a comment

Children in Charge

The steering wheel looked like it had spent the better part of the 90s at a rave.

November 17, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tia and Tamara Yard Sale!!

Tia and Tamera Mowry are finally off to college, but not before they can get rid of some serious material baggage. It is going to be hard for the twins … Continue reading

May 13, 2014 · Leave a comment

Horrorscopes!!! May 2014!!!

  Redundant – Time and time again you go for the jugular when telling it like it is. Try to repress the rash reactions that lead to being instructed to … Continue reading

May 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

SXSW 2014 Horrorscope Predictions

Tis the season of the badge scarf, my friends. With Jupiter sagging low in Uranus there are truly not enough trees to cover us all so bring your sunscreen. Fader … Continue reading

March 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

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