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Pompeii Face

Somewhere in between a mummy and a mud mask is Pompeii face. Brought to you by the makers of the Chicago Fire fright wig comes an equally charring and chilling piece of Halloween attire. Like lava pouring down the mountain, Pompeii face will wipe out all other costume competition in the ballroom.   

Slink between the punch bowl and the apple-bobbing bucket like a proper mummified burn victim. The super light, breathable material is not uncomfortable and it is not uncommon to wear the body suit well after the last trick-or-treater has fallen into a Butterfinger fueled sugar coma.

If sexy schoolgirl uniforms or a hobo in a barrel are not quite your idea of a terrifying outfit for All Souls’ Day, I suggest you squeeze into a Pompeii face fright suit for maximum showmanship. Boo ya, suckers!

“2, 4, 6, 8, who knows how to cower to their fate? GOOOOOO Pompeii!”         

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