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Nooooooooooo! Yes?

They promised the viewers A list celebrities and they partially delivered. I am speaking about the producers of Dancing With the Stars. Today it was announced that Cher’s daughter/son Chaz Bono will compete in the new season of the hit ABC reality show. Who knew that the Kristie Alley myth would be broken by hiring this open v-neck, chest hair twirling, Clodhopper chomper.

There will be tears, spills, torn trousers, broken floor boards, unattractive eye gazing, uncomfortable groping, wardrobe malfunctions, sprained torsos, Lincoln Log legs, Kraft table disasters, awkward camera shots, and many many more things that should never be shown on prime time television. Thanks, ABC?

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This entry was posted on August 27, 2011 by in All the Funny Things, Smear Stuff and tagged , , , , , .

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