Turning Shit into Gold since 2006
Having recently acquired over 200 channels of cable television, I have been made increasingly aware of the unnecessary amount of cooked up drama that passes for entertainment these days. Even more annoying than that realization is the fact that instead of planting a tree, taking a CPR class, or offering my money to orphans I instead choose to comb through endless episodes of fame hungry housewives. Needless to say, the quotes below should justify my actions.
Favorite Quotes From Housewives of New Jersey
Season 3: Episode 6
1.) “You probably know I am going to have a drink or two on a Friday or Saturday night.” – 14 year old kid telling his parents his intentions whie renewing his conduct contract.
2.) “Throwing a pregnant woman’s cookies in the garbage is not funny and it’s not a dig, it’s just plain stupid.” – Sister-in-law of New Jersey
3.) “I just want to be Carrie Bradshaw.” – Spoiled 18 year old telling her dad who she aspires to be like every.
4.) “No laundry, no food, no laughter. It’s a hell of a blow.” – Caroline describing her extreme empty nest syndrome.