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My friend told me about an educational film shoot this Friday where they pay $75 per session. The videos are for people learning English, and the situations involved are people talking about 25% off sales at the hardware store, or leaving a phone number on someone’s new voicemail.

If the directors like you, they’ll pay you to appear for the whole series of minivideos. Yay! Better than donating plasma. But check out at the wardrobe requirements:

“[Nothing] that is too tight, or too revealing or too sheer, or too flashy… …Please don’t wear clothing that is shiny or has sequins or reflective beads… No words or messages… No black or white… … No patterns, prints, stripes or plaid.”


I’m gonna go raid a dumpster.

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This entry was posted on May 5, 2011 by in All the Funny Things.

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