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Dude Foxhole Day

Remember, remember the 5th of November, for it is Dude Foxhole day! Today we celebrate the great British anarchist who notoriously dug 36,000 foxholes around the House of Parliament in an attempt to sink the massive political building.

Back in 1669, when all the Red coats were wearing blue coats, there was a dude who was so fed up with his government that he decided to make it disappear like a Boeing 747 from a magician’s stage. His plan was to dig enough foxholes around the House of Parliament in order to get rid of it for good.

Sadly fate was not on his side. Right before he dug his 36,001 hole a huge rain poured down on him and turned his terrorist plot into a mote that surrounded the House-O-P like a 12th century castle. Dude was eaten by an alligator before he could swim to shore. So today, while you skip your stones and pay your taxes, remember this long forgotten hero who gave his life for his cause.

One comment on “Dude Foxhole Day

  1. D.d. Riles
    January 31, 2011

    Is this true? I’m so bad at history.

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