Turning Shit into Gold since 2006
At the Pleasant Valley Cackles and Pride Daycare Nighttime Center, our scantily qualified staff makes a promise to each parent to cuddle and corrupt their precious child at every turn.
For a mere $15 dollars per hour, per kiddie, you can hit da clubs again with the same old booty shaking techniques that got you in trouble in the first place. Our friendly facility boasts three sand boxes and two top of the line snail gardens. Big Red and Ho Hos are offered as a snack once in the early evening and once again at midnight. For an additional $5 charge per session your child will receive a scrumptious breakfast consisting of Slim Fast and Fruity Pebbles if the critter is not picked up by 8:30am the following morning.
Unlike most daycares for busy mommies, Cackles caters to the ever growing teenager/party parent crowd. For the young cad or cadette looking to avoid the annoying responsibilities of parenthood, we offer our humble services.
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