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Do You Work Here?

Want to know what is so annoying? Something even more annoying than having to wear a life jacket in the baby pool or more agitating than getting pink eye the day before a field trip to the NASA Space center. This is a question that I get every single day and the answer must be delivered with a smile on my face, a smile that I bitterly swallow once the person turns and walks away, amazed that humanity has gone on as long as it has with people this dumb walking around.

“DO YOU WORK HERE?” Although this question sounds harmless, let us look at the situation in which it is being asked; You are in a grocery store shopping and you see someone in an apron with a name tag and radio attached to his or her hip, putting product on to the shelf and you are confused as to whether this person works at the store or nor? When asked this I really want to say, “Me, work here? No way. I just put this dirty old apron on and march around the store because I love confusing idiots like you in my free time.”

Next time you or a loved one is out shopping in a grocery store or retail outlet be sure to curb this question and insert it with something else like, “Hi, you look like you might be able to tell me where this or that is.” Trust me, it will make for a more pleasant interaction and decrease the likelihood of getting smacked in the back of the head with a can of Kidney beans, because I swear to god, someday I will snap and there will be blood. Thank you for reading and have a nice day.

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This entry was posted on June 23, 2010 by in All the Funny Things.

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