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Whataburger Pussy

Summertime correspondence between friends is usually filled with tales of tumbling out of Aunt Rickshaw’s apple tree or swimming at the community pool with loads of new pals. Fortunately I don’t know anyone that boring, so when my friends decided to chat it up one night they began to dabble down dirty lane and stumbled on some pretty disgusting artifacts.

I will only refer to these two friends as Dupa and Chatternacle. When they got to talking shop here is what they had to say:

whatDupa- How’d the date go?
11:26pm

Chatternacle-
Ugh, never happened but did I mention I found a waffle maker?
11:27pm

Dupa-
COOL! Way better than wiener.
11:27pm

Chatternacle-
It was prolly small.
11:29pm

Dupa-
You gotta investigate through the jeans before you get busy, thats my motto.
11:29pm

Chatternacle-
You are so wise, mom. Nothing worse than a cocktail straw in this Whataburger pussy you know?
11:30pm

Dupa-
WHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Girl, how whataburgery is your pussy, and what does that mean?
11:33pm

Chatternacle-
Its open 24 hours, its hot, juicy, comes wit pickles and a lotta mustard.
Its wrapped in paper,
Its 4.98 wit tax,
You want it late at night,
Its too much 4 kids to handle.
11:34pm

Dupa-
You fucked up, girl!
11:34pm

Chatternacle-
Best kept pussy. Ssshhh don’t tell.
11:34pm

Dupa-
Margaret wants to know if it comes with a toy?
11:34pm

Chatternacle-
LOLLLZ
11:35pm

Dupa-
Man that is some funny shit! Keep it coming
11:37pm

Chatternacle-
I will. Just give me some time, I need some snacks.

THE END

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2 comments on “Whataburger Pussy

  1. wordgossip
    October 15, 2009

    womp womp!

  2. ox
    October 15, 2009

    I am officially done with Whataburger!!!
    Thanks Chatternacle

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